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Smartass

You are the Smartass! You are rational, extroverted, brutal, and arrogant. In fact, you could very well be the anti-Christ, as you are almost the exact opposite of everything Jesus was supposed to be. While Jesus says love your enemy, you say love beating the crap out of your enemy. While Jesus raises the dead, you raise hell. While Jesus walks on water, you tend to sink. You probably consider people who are emotional and gentle to be big pussies who are obviously in lesser stature than you. You have many flaws, despite your seeming intelligence and cool-headedness. For instance, you aren't very nice. In fact, you're probably an asshole. And you are conceited and self-centered. Not only that, but you are very loud and vocal about all this, seeing as how you are extroverted. There is no better way to describe you than as a "smartass", I'm afraid. Perhaps just "ass" would do, too. But that's a little less literary and descriptive. At any rate, your main personality defect is the fact that you are self-centered, mean, uncaring, and brutally logical.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Emo Kid.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Capitalist Pig, the Braggart, and the Sociopath.

If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.

The other personality types:

The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

Be sure to take my Sublime Philosophical Crap Test if you are interested in taking a slightly more intellectual test that has just as many insane ramblings as this one does!

About Saint_Gasoline

I am a self-proclaimed pseudo-intellectual who loves dashes. I enjoy science, philosophy, and fart jokes and water balloons, not necessarily in that order. I spend 95% of my time online, and the other 5% of my time in the bathroom, longing to get back on the computer. If, God forbid, you somehow find me amusing instead of crass and annoying, be sure to check out my blog and my webcomic at SaintGasoline.com.

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Current Mood: tired

Do Bics blend?

Environmentalism is a luxury, and like all such, is best taken in moderation. The environment requires protection, but that's all. Primitive panthiesm has no place in this millennium. Nature is not an utterly benign continuum, and human beings are not a disease. Pseudo-religious environmentalism has long outlived its welcome. It's time to bring down the curtain.

-J.R. Dunn

Current Mood: hungry

In case anyone hadn't heard
550 metric TONS of uranium has finished moving from Iraq to Canada. (Properly refined, that's enough fissile material for about 100 atomic weapons.)

Lacking interesting things in my life, I have stolen this meme from Nicky.

10 years ago, I was…. (1998)
I had just graduated from high school, was about to head off to Basic Training, and dating Ellen.

5 years ago, I was…. (2003)
Finished with my sophomore year at Clarkson, possibly at Annual Training and planning on taking some time off from Clarkson to go to Bosnia. (And planning on breaking up with Nicky before I left. Long distance relationships suck.

1 year ago, I was…. (2007)
Back from Iraq for almost a year, on summer break from SUNY Maritime, engaged to Nicky, just back from my last Annual Training in the National Guard.

5 things on my to-do list today:
- Go to work
- Buy rum.
- Mail Basil the transformer, buttstock, and rum.
- Mail PapaDoc the axe and rum.
- Buy more rum.

If I was a billionaire, I would buy….
- A castle, and move my friends in (or at least have guest rooms so everyone can stop in) with a HUGE library and gaming area and a big armory with all sorts of shiny, stabby, shooty things. [I really agree with Nicky on this one.] And hire a private detective to track down the debts of some friends and just make those debts go away.

5 snacks I enjoy….
- Beer
- Pretzels
- Dark Chocolate
- Grilled Beef
- Ramen Noodles

5 people I would want to have lunch with tomorrow….
I wouldn't want to have lunch with them all at once, but:
- Nicky
- Ben
- OD
- Mara
- Bart

5 places I have lived….
- New York, NY
- Fort Riley, Kansas
- Potsdam, NY
- Fort Hood, Texas
- Baghdad, Iraq

5 jobs I have had….
- Technology Department Mook
- Soldier (ADA & Infantry)
- Student (worst job ever)
- Combat Grunt
- Ship's Agent

Current Mood: hungry

Happy Fourth of July!

Go Rebels!

So AmazonvV had a post about where her life went, and wondering what people do when they aren't working twelve hours a day.

Why are you working twelve hours a day? I can't think of anyone who is paid enough for that. SBG has an odd schedule, but seriously: What the hell is up with everybody living at work? It's your damn job, not your life.

Tangential note, yesterday I was reading online, and this lady brought up something interesting about why anti-depressants don't always work. What if you're depressed because your life sucks? A pill can't fix that.

Your job needs to either earn you all the money to do what you want with your limited time off, or give you the time off to do everything you can afford. And I phrased that wrong. Work does not give you time off, you rent time to your work. But if you have neither time nor money, a pill won't make you feel better.

Current Mood: hungry

Rambling
Yeah, it's time for Stew to ramble. I seem to have more or less forgotten about LJ. That and there really isn't much happening in my life. Even less that makes me happy. (For starters I should have skipped school entirely and been a plumber.)

This weekend down in Philly has been pleasantly dull. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull was fun. It made about as much sense as any other Indy movie and had some really fun moments. The monkeys worked out, but may have been a smidge excessive.

Dungeons and Dragons 4th Edition was released on Friday, and I have our set. My initial impressions are mixed. It does seem simpler, and by and large that's good. I think they went a bit to MMO, and the ability to multiclass seems to be missing. They made the whole thing simpler, at the cost, IMO, of cutting down choices. I'm not sure about playing this in an organized setting where the rules must be followed to the letter, but I think it has potential for home games where I can toss the stuff I don't like. However I am confident that multiclasses, as well as druids, bards and maybe monks, will be in future expansions. I'm still not sure if that annoys me or not.

Nicky is up here for today. Tomorrow we drive upstate, then on to Mass.

Yeah, not much happening in my day-to-day now. Working for my dad and junk.

Current Mood: calm
Current Music: Great Big Sea - Consequence Free

So it's been a while since I posted here. Not much going on really. Semester ended. Summer night classes start next week. I need to go make my breakfast PB&J.

This week was long and late nights, I need a nap. A night of raiding, two of schmoozing and one of just BSing on the corner means I have much tired.

Is it 5 o'clock yet?

Current Mood: drained

Links!
Frito Lay/Doritos is now evil.

http://www.tgscom.com/ Don't forget to watch the video.

Current Music: R.E.M. - Finest Worksong

Well, tonight is my second to last night living in a dormitory. EVER. Barracks are not out of the question, and I suppose dorms aren't entirely. But it's gonna take a fuck ton more to get me back into a dorm.

The paper is over, the bad class was well and truely failed and this summer I've got 15 credits and some work to get out of the way. My two goals for the summer are to get cash in my pocket and lose some weight. We'll see how it goes.

Now it's time to drink away the misery of the paper.

Current Mood: calm
Current Music: Scorpions - Blackout

Now I know where those athletics fees go.
To give senior athletes (including me) a cool box. (The watch inside is pretty nifty too.) And I got me one of them varsity athletics Letters. Now what? Is there something I should be doing with this letter? I feel like this is something I should have learned about in high school.

Mayhap I will contemplate this as I drive down to PA with a load of stuff from my dorm room. (Including my printer that suddenly ran out of toner one day. No warning, just out.) But at least this semester is almost done. Now just some summer school and NEVER AGAIN. (I don't want to see the inside of another school until I'm going to parent/teacher conferences for my children.

Current Mood: indescribable
Current Music: Agent Provocateur - Red Tape

Better living through chemistry.
So, Adderall is very different from Ritalin. It still doesn't help me focus, but at least it keeps me awake. I'll crash hard later, but 20mg keeps me up for eight good hours. So I need to get a prescription for the long drives off to the ends of nowhere. (Like Potsdam and Columbus.)

Also, I have decided not to seek enough Adderall to stay up until Friday. We all agree that this is a bad idea.

Current Mood: awake

Run Away!

It's the Nom Tree!

Current Music: Weird Al - Truck Drivin' Song

I <3 Motorhead
"Armoured fist,
Severed wrist,
Broken spears in a sea of mud

Sword and shield,
Bone and steel,
Rictus grin,
Deaf forever to the battle's din."

Mere words do not express my loathing for the American college system.

Now I go to my bed, to hide from this place of misery for a few hours. Long I do for a more pleasant place: My Love's bed or a battlefield.

Current Mood: War > college
Current Music: Motorhead - Deaf Forever

What if...?
Hypothetical question for the night: What might have happened if during the 1750s the American colonies had gotten seats in Parliament?

Current Mood: Intrigued

Go shmooze?
It may even have worked. And tomorrow I get to talk to Norden Tanker/Bulker. The position they're offering is exactly what I want.

I nthe meantime, I mebbe pass out.

Current Mood: motherf***ing tired

Pla-a-a-ague
The weekend was pretty good, minus the weather which was awful. The hot tub at the hotel was nice, and we did not cause much of a ruckus there. Of course I managed to pick up, or finally activate a small plague that is currently residing in my sinuses.

But tonight I head up to Stamford for the ASBA cocktail party, and then tomorrow is the day of Job Fairs. Two, one in the gym, the other at the CMA annual shindig up in Stamford.

Pass me the vitamin C, I'm gonna need lines of the stuff.

Current Mood: Unwell

The weekend with Nicky was nice. That laser hair removal stuff is not comfy. It's also hella bright. The rugby game on Sunday was fun. New Paltz showed us some new tricks. (They're a Division I school, and the score should have been a tie, not 15-5.) And then the B side stomped their B side with some alumni who were at the game.

And then this morning I got up, for no reason at all, at half past seven. So now I'm exercised and fed and it's still ludicrously early. It is not going to be pretty when I crash later today. Also, the cysts in my left wrist have become visible again. Not painful unless I really poke at it, but it looks sorta messed up.

Current Music: Type O Negative - Stay Out of My Dreams